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Shouting at a disk array said to raise its latency

the disks latency the shout claimed, not established
What the account claims. Nothing here is established.

An account circulates, with video, that shouting into a rack of spinning disks produced a measurable rise in I/O latency, attributed to vibration disturbing head positioning. No claim is made here about the magnitude, the method, or whether the effect reproduces outside the original demonstration.

Scores

Editorial judgements on a 0 to 10 scale, argued in the notes below and nowhere else. They order a list. They are not evidence and they never appear in a claim.

wtf
8
denial
6
damage
3

The falsehood underneath 1

Notes

Triage questions. Locate the original demonstration and the person who ran it, and whether a written method accompanies the video. What was measured, with what tool, over what window, and against what baseline. Whether the vibration mechanism is independently attested in drive vendor documentation rather than inferred from the demonstration. This is the rare lead in the inbox that could plausibly be REPRODUCED rather than only sourced, which would make it the first record in this repository to reach claim_status reproduced. That makes it worth more than its entertainment value.

Sources 0

None reviewed yet. That is why this one is not in the catalog.

storage · vibration · latency · reproducible-candidate